oh that's life!, you never let me down.payrate for this story: $300.
dear stoopid lady,
no, you didn't marry homer simpson.
you married some fuckwallet called brent simpson, who his mates oh-so-imaginatively nicknamed homer.
you marrying some snatchknicker with a shitty nickname does not an interesting story make.
it does, however, make for some damn fine lolz.
at your expense.
the end.
2 comments:
Hahahahah, I saw that too and felt ripped off that I was tricked into reading a story that was embellished so much. I cant belive they got paid for that. Once I worked in an adult shop in Canberra (sales girl only) and recognised a regular customer from That's Life - he was a celebrant who did weddings in hot air balloons. Ha! He was absolutely humiliated to have been recognised. It was awesome.
holy shit, that is gold!
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