'in style'.

sometimes i have these moments where i wonder what life would be like as a suburban trashbag. would this be the kind of thing i'd get up to? i think diamantes would feature heavily in my everyday life, why confine them to super clever 'cheeky' custom t-shirts for nights out with my gurlfriends? maybe one day i'll 'white chicks' myself, rock up to the over 28s night at the shoppingtown hotel & see where the night takes me.

SOME SMART TECHNICIAN.

i deal with the elderly every day at work & my regulars are some of the wittiest, warmest, smartest people i know. so i hate it when oldies like wilma ruin it for the rest of them...she is a prime example of why they have a bad rep as crotchety whingers. she also needs to shut the fuck up, because the australian government, in one of the stupidest schemes evaaaa, paid for pensioners to have set top boxes installed last year.

i can just picture the grotesquely smug face that went along with this.

having now enjoyed a six month stint in retail, i can confirm that people like this do indeed exist & that yes, i do believe i would have ended up kicking one of them in the shin had i stayed in the job much longer.

things to do in glacier bay.

this woman is the holidaying version of people who go to gigs only to spend their time watching it through their phone's camera.