Monday, July 1, 2013

Tim Allen Appreciation Month: Day Thirty

my last day of pure, unadulterated tim appreciation & love called for a celebration! 
i was in the throes of a cold, but i wasn't gonna let tim down!
firstly, we took him out for dinner, where everyone fought to cater to his every need.

tim loves the ladies!
...tim really, really loves the ladies.
our #1 dumpling man, peter, couldn't wait to get a picture with his favourite sitcom star! his face may look like he's saying "i have no idea who this guy is", but it's just a trick of the light!
next up, we hit the arcades.
tim is a gun on DDR!
but simon kicked his arse at bball. i guess he learnt nothing at my brother's bball games.
a quick stop for dessert, mmm mmm mmm, tim loves herbal jelly!
and then before we knew it, the ol' cad was leading us straight into a club x store, where he headed straight for the bargain bin!
before running into another disney alumni.
my final daily artwork for the month is a reward for tim. i got him out of those t-shirts & shorts & took him to gazman for a man-makeover!
he cleans up pretty well, i reckon.
so here we are, the end.
i have enjoyed getting to know tim a little better & feel richer for the experience.
i will continue to incorporate him into my day-to-day life & i hope you do too!
thank you & goodnight!

Tim Allen Appreciation Month: Day Twenty-Nine

my days with tim are coming to an end, so i am preparing him for life on his own again.
i made him a house.
it's not the most stable structure, but fixing it will give him something to do.

in last man standing news, randy & al from home improvement dropped by.
jtt looks interesting, y'know.
they did this FUNNY thing on the show, where they were all like "hey, you look familiar" & it was FUNNY y'know, FUNNY because they were all on home improvement!!!!!! 
and it was funny!!

tim came along to basketball again & helped kyle & mumsy do the scoring.
the ref gave tim a hug at one point & he didn't even know it, OH HOW WE LAUGHED!
back at home, we played a nice, long game of my favourite board game, the home improvement board game! game game!
i played a pretty poor game, my renovations kept turning out dodgy, but it was mostly tim's fault.
but even when it turned out ok, the cards told lies!
"you enjoy the privacy from wilson" AS IF!! tim is all about wilson, you stupid cards!

then the cards told me what i've always feared, that i'm not a real man :(
kyle won. never play games with kyle. stupid kyle.
today's artwork is inspired by my TOTAL PSYCHIC POWERS, mixed with a little of wayne's world style 'if you build it, they will come'. 
here you see tim reading my blog in his study. it made him so happy that his lips blew up.