Shopping List Month: List Three

the list.

contents are: onion, garlic, bacon, "chok" (i wish this was chocolate, but i think it's chicken, chook), cold meat, sardines. 

oh dear god.
i am being punished with this list, i am sure.
have i mentioned that i'm rather intolerant of onions & garlic?
as in, feel sorry for the unfortunate fucker who has to share a bed with me that night.
they've both been on every farken list so far.
dem rulez state the show must go on, the onions & garlic, they must be eat(en).
sorry kyle.

also, sardines. this list was either written by a 79 year old man or a complete arsehole. or both.

cheep cheep!

zee goods. longest deli visit ever.

meal one: post-gym snack

the 'cold meat' section of our program.

ham & chicken slices, post-gym (to feed my gains...also, what goddamn choice did i have?).

meal two: breakfast

am pretty stoked to find i remember how to form basic shapes from primary school.

was initially excited to find bacon on a list for a second time. turns out it's not so great in large quantities (i lie, it fucking rules).

meal three: lunch

meal three ingredients; sardines, onion, garlic, chicken, ham, bacon.

the end result, in all it's revolting glory.

(prettaaaay flash presentation hey?...no, still looks munt-inducing)
i told myself "deedis, you just gotta eat one sardine, at least one whole sardine".
proud to report i succeeded.
sure, i had to stuff it in between a chicken tenderloin, then wrap it in ham, then wrap it in bacon, then make a pained noise and run around the lounge room with every bite & wash eat bite down with 600ml of water, but i did it.

OK PRETTY DONE WITH MEAT NOW OK, please no more, FUCK.