Sunday, June 9, 2013

Tim Allen Appreciation Month: Day Seven

i have been watching a lot a lot A LOT of home improvement, ok? i am halfway through season four. jill is more likeable, tim totally gets himself now, the two older kids are proper teenagers & we can all get down to the true purpose of the show; hating mark, the youngest child. i can't wait until he's a teenager too & becomes a goth, i freaking lived for those episodes back in the day. OH DEAR GOD YOU GUYS. i just googled 'mark home improvement goth' and found home improvement gothic mark fanfiction, ARGHGHGJHGJK FARRRK. do it, go on, have a look.

sooooo, what's been happening?
well, it was revealed that the new douchebag binford/tool time boss has the most bitchin' office ever. i always wanted glass bricks & still do.
tim wore this college jumper & it looks like it says vagina & I LAUGHED & LAUGHED & LAUGHED. vagina valley state university, please exist.
there was a flashback to the first episode of tool time & they had reversed facial hair & i became overwhelmed with the desire to touch al's face. look at it. it looks so smooth. i want to touch my cheek to his & sway back & forth.
then tim was naked & i had an episode. so did al, by the look of it.

today's artwork is inspired by the above screenshot. tim is a banana. enjoy. (there appears to be a hair on the photo. it must've been on the scanner. it's not a naughty hair. or maybe it is. maybe it's tim's naughty hair. tim, please stop visiting my house & placing naughty hairs in my scanner.)

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