"lisa tim allen, it's your birthday!
happy birthday, tim allen!
tim allen, it's your birthday!
happy birthday, tim allen!"
60 years ago today, an event happened that would change our lives for the better. timothy allen dick was born. without him, i would've had gaps in my childhood tv viewing schedule that would've been filled by perfect strangers or wings or some crap & that, my friends, i don't even want to think about.
i had ordered a custom edible cake topper for the occasion, but it didn't arrive in time :(
don't worry though, tim, i am granting you a week long birthday, as i myself enjoy, so there is time yet.
tim hired out a movie theatre for his birthday celebrations & i am glad to hear that the marching band i hired arrived as planned.
movie selection today was christmas with the kranks (2004), co-starring jamie lee curtis. i am noticing a trend in tim allen movies; complete lack of chemistry between the leads. or maybe i just keep comparing all his female co-stars to jill from home improvement & boy o boy, none of them can hold a candle to jill. i have demonstrated this trend in the below illustration.
alone, both tim allen & jamie lee curtis are pleasantly scented, charismatic human beings. tim is represented here by citral (because i imagine he smells likes lemons) & jamie lee by irone (because she definitely smells like violets).
together, however, the end result reminds of methane. bad chemistry.
hey everyone, have you met my cute husband, kyle hamburger?
i showed him my picture & he immediately launched into an on-the-spot chemistry lesson, at which point my brain went to that fuzzy place it goes whenever it has to think too hard.
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