Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Tim Allen Appreciation Month: Day Sixteen

ohhhhh, this thing i did today.
this thing i did called "watching zoom (2006)".
tim allen has a goatee, ok.
here, i'm going to judge it.

it was not as bad as chad kroeger.
but not as good as johnny depp (side thought: has johnny depp gone through a stage yet where he demands to be referred to as 'john depp'? THINGS, I WONDER THEM).
i guess you could say it's on par with colin farrell (and we all know he's only marginally above chad, soooo...).
i must say, though, it was exhilarating to see him with a goatee.
in fact, this frame of the movie alone filled my jollies quota for the rest of the year.
later in the day, tim shaved off his goatee & took avril lavigne on a date. they went to mr smash mouth's egg restaurant. they didn't have a very good time, avril was angry that tim had shaved off his goatee, as that was the only reason that she'd agreed to go on a date with him (she has a type, you see).
and they all lived happily ever after!

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