Tim Allen Appreciation Month: Day Twenty-Three

today i watched crazy on the outside (2010), tim's first movie as director. it was really cute & there was ray liotta & tim wore hoop earrings, what do you think of tim with hoop earrings? i think you know what i think (SEXY, SEXY IS WHAT I THINK).

also, something startled me in the opening titles.

ignore the naked prisoner, for once it's not about the naked prisoner.
i'm pretty sure that this is a secret message from tim asking me to scrub out my husband's name from my wrist tattoo & add his.
i'll do it, i'll do it for you, tim.

in nutritional news, tim just won't stop crapping on about his trip to japan, so we took him to our favourite j-joint. 

kyle wouldn't let him sit on the table for long. 
this is what you're talking about, isn't it tim? how he won't accept you as a valid part of this marriage? i'll get that tattoo, tim, that'll fix things.

shocking home improvement news!
you know how happy i was that tim said 'puss' instead of 'pussy' in his book? well, it was all for nothing, because he said it on an episode i watched today! pussy! P-U-S-S-Y. 
and just look at the face he made as he was saying it!
look at it, mid-word!

i've decided he was forced to say it by the show's writers. 
no wonder he made that face!

season eight has also marked the end of goth mark.

goth mark has instead been replaced with 'mark with a penchant for  jazz hands'.
r.i.p. goth mark.

tim was such utter perfection today, that i treated him to a nice, big, ice-cream! 
he shared, of course.