Thursday, June 20, 2013

Tim Allen Appreciation Month: Day Eighteen

today i watched this goddamn movie redbelt (2008) & not only is it about goddamn martial arts, but tim is only in the goddamn thing for about 5 goddamn minutes, even though he's billed goddamn second on every goddamn poster & goddamn thing promoting this goddamn piece of goddamn crap! it was a good goddamn five goddamn minutes though.

i have big home improvement news, though not directly tim related. y'all need to know though. season seven, episode one, mark taylor's teen goth transformation ARES BEGUN.
and then his new best mate ronnie shows up & makes my life a little better!
and then he makes a brooding short film!!!
AHHHH YOU GUYS, I JUST FOUND MORE MARK GOTH FANFICTION, ONE INVOLVING RONNIE!! YOU HAVE TO LOOK, YOU HAVE TO.

as for tim? well, tim grew a beard & it was sexy. much better than the goatee.
tim's been whispering something to me, a desire he has long held, one we've all had at some time. a desire to be a cat. well, tim, here it is, all your dreams come true.

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