Tim Allen Appreciation Month: Day Twenty-Six (SPECIAL SEXY EDITION)

welcome to a very special SEXY edition of the daily tim allen appreciation month blog!
ALL TIM ALLEN, ALL SEXY, ALL THE TIME.

the last season of home improvement is proving to be extra SAUCY!
here we see tim get into a bit of a pickle with his pants.
or should we say, HIS pickle in his pants.
...with sexy results.

in a bizarre twist, he ends up being swallowed by his own pant zipper. 
let this serve as a warning that this is what will happen to YOU, if you fiddle with yourself.

later on, tim & i once again connected through the screen, as he sent me a message.

i hear you LOUD & CLEAR, tim.
...with sexy results.

THEN THIS HAPPENED!!

i contemplated this for quite some time.
...with sexy results.

camo tim, anyone?

i'd like to camo HIS...ah, army...clothing.
...with sexy results.

now to today's artwork.
i'm not really into muscles, but ANYTHING is an exception when it comes to tim (and i mean ANYTHING, that's why i typed it in caps, you see).
so i decided to see what it would look like if tim really bulked up.
what would happen is that he would look really sexy, win mr. universe & become the next mickey hargitay!
...with sexy results.