Tim Allen Appreciation Month: Day Ten

this morning, i rolled out of bed & watched the santa clause (1994). tim looks very worried in the above picture, but HE NEEDN'T HAVE! NEEDN'T! when this movie was released, he had the #1 movie, book & tv show in the US all at the same time! oh, how i long to return to a world in which tim allen is king! oh, the joy it would bring!

i find it to be a very dark movie. he kills santa, kills him dead & he just MELTS AWAY. and then he puts on his clothes puddle, presumably still full of santa goo! also, how do all the disbelieving parents in santa movies explain the mystery presents that show up in their house?! are we to just assume that they all think they must've bought them, but that they're suffering advanced dementia? WELL, I FOR ONE DON'T BUY IT.

in home improvement news, tim walked in on his sister-in-law in the shower, AWKWARD. it's a good face he's making, i like it, i wonder what else causes him to make that face. i have seen his chest hair a lot recently, you know (just saying).

today's artwork is inspired by a comment kyle made to me. he observed that i keep portraying tim wearing shorts in my pictures. i don't know why, i can't recall a single televisual or filmic or photographic moment where he is short-ed. it is just a theory. a theory that he likes shorts. mainly long shorts, but i think he probably desires to wear shorter shorts.