Sunday, June 23, 2013

Tim Allen Appreciation Month: Day Twenty-One

i have a sad fact to share with y'all.
remember my wicked sweet first attempt at a home improvement project, the toilet roll holder?
well, i walked into the loo today & was greeted by this.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....
...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
however, turns out i'm not a one-trick pony, i fixed it!
all it needed was more tape, applied in a slightly different direction! all anything ever needs is more tape! 
hooray for deedee the toolman deedis!

did you know tim allen is a fashion plate?
i had no doubt, but this wood patterned jacket he wore on home improvement just made it a solid ass fact.
HEY LOOK HERE NOW.
i was reading tim's book, 'don't stand too close to a naked man', some more & came across this.
he said 'puss' instead of 'pussy'.
something about this is deeply reassuring.
had that extra, unnecessary, vulgar, letter 'y' been present, i probably would've called this whole month off.

now onto today's artwork.
i had a pretty disturbing dream last night.
i dreamt that tim allen's lawyers served me with a 'cease & desist' order.
at first, i was unsettled, but the more i think about it, the more i think about how incredible it would be if that really happened! ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, just think about it!

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