Tim Allen Appreciation Month: Day Nineteen

today i watched the santa clause 3 (2006) & i liked it more than the second one, but WHO FARKING CARES? onto the most important question: was there more coogi?

yessssh! not on tim, but i'll take it. after all, it is in vest form.

tim is finally back from japan! i was told to expect him to look a little worse for wear, but apart from a crease in his middle (i DON'T want to know, tim) he's all good. and he bought me lots of cat stuff, thanks tim!

in home improvement news, some bitch sent a picture to the show & tried to upstage my mad drawing skillz. NICE TRY, NO DEAL, NOT EVEN CLOSE. UP YOURS, DUMB KID IN THE 90s.

but then rodney dangerfield was on & order in my head was restored, hurrah!
how good was it? it was good, i tell ya.

at the end of the day, what we've all got to remember, is that tim allen just wants to spend his days awkwardly dismounting from a horse. while it poops. with a bird sitting on it's head, because that's what i truly think happens to horses all the time. birds sit on their heads. PROVE ME WRONG.